On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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