either way he was missing a nipple.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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