'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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