its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I cannot find my penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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