The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Your penis caused this!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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