So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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