found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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