i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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