my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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