i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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