glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My balls are so social today.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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