let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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