Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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