Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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