Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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