I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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