so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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