Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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