just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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