i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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