guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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