is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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