You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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