So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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