I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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