I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
