Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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