pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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