Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
this boner is exhausting
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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