Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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