I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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