nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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