Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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