I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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