He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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