drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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