? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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