Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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