her vagine was all disorganized.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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