Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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