So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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