Grow some girl-balls and come out already
apparently the secret to your success is patron
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why are your pants in the freezer?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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