I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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