Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
someone owes me an orgasm
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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