I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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