new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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