Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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