The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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