sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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