I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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